ABDC spoiler alert!

If you have not watched the season finale of ABDC yet.. do not keep reading!

But if you have, join us in congratulating WE ARE HEROES in winning the title for Season 4!  We’re a little miffed that Afroborike lost…  I mean, who else could get away with performing such outrageously sexually-connotated dance moves on National TV?  We think no one.  And we’re always right.

All you have to do is watch the show to know what we mean.  We really shouldn’t show you what they did… But, oh well, what the f, we’ll show you anyway.  We won’t even tell you where the move is, because when you watch.. you’ll know.

After getting over our disappointment about Afro’s loss (yes, they had tons of amazing lifts, Puerto Rican sass, and a blondie who’s a hottie), we were able to look back at We Are Heroes’ performances over the course of the season and narrow down their win to one phenomenal routine to one phenomenal song.  Yes, we’d like to put it on the record.  The NYUDT believes We Are Heroes won ABDC4 because of this routine right here:

Yep, that’s right.  We love the stanky leg.  We do the stanky leg in practice, in Coles, on our womantical dates, and when we’re Auto Tuning with T-Pain.  We just can’t get enough.

A little tip for all you auditionees: If you forget part of the Tryout Routine when you audition, just bust out the stank and all is forgiven.

3 days till the Info Sesh. Woo!

sparkle - http://www.sparklee.com


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